E. Von Schmaltz

Elsa VonSchmaltz

Elsa Von Schmaltz is the ultimate in artisanal burlesque talent. A creatively half-baked recipe of verbal tease, comedy, beauty, brains and boobs; Elsa is one hot pocket of hyper-femme goddess deliciousness. Making her burlesque debut in the fall of 2004, Elsa has continued to bring her brand of salacious stage presence, effervescent emceeing, and ribald rapid-fire ridiculousness to Seattle and beyond.

Notable performances include hosting the Theater Off Jackson’s Big Damn Party Fundraiser, being a featured performer and emcee in IvaFiero Productions, being an emcee and lead instructor at Miss Indigo Blue’s Academy of Burlesque, emceeing and performing as part of The Beatitudes (a Sinner Saint sister troupe), performing her interpretation of Purple Rain in the “Celebration of She” at the Triple Door, performing in and choreographing for both films “Waxie Moon” and “Waxie Moon in Fallen Jewel”, and being a founding member of the Miss Exotic /Burlesque Hall of Fame Best Troupe 2007, The Von Foxies.